Talking about frikadeller (flat meatballs kind of) in an inappropriate way is not okay. Neither is making pinky gestures to refer to something. Downing an Ultimate Mai Tai Mango as if it were a soft drink is pretty out of line too.
And then there’s that special laughter. That really particular laughter that kind of pushes the limit and makes you sound like a proper retard. Not that there’s anything wrong with retards, but it’s just not something you’d want to imitate. Really.
At the end of the day (or night) you’ll just be standing there with the world’s most magnificent falafel, devouring it as if you’ve never had anything as good before. I mean, it’s really just a falafel. It was pretty damn good though. Our very own city dish.
Poor little cousin. Poor, poor little cousin.